∞Josie loves M+Ms∞.

Anonymous said: Just made it on national television drunk and having a bad time. Should I become straight edge or keep on partying?

sxeworldwide:

Def keep on partying

Maybe you’ll get your own show

Worked for Pauly D

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transcendencies:

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nevver:

Lip service
182gifs:

"My name’s not Tom, it’s Thomas."

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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